Thursday, September 5, 2013

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The magician steps up to home plate, readying his flute.

The magician fires.



FOSSIL-TYPE LOTOPHAGI

FOSSIL-TYPE LOTOPHAGI is an extra neuron that forms in a victim's brain. Its appearance cannot be predicted, its method of choosing victims is unknown, the speed at which it appears in a brain is impossible to measure using current technology, and discovering the extra neuron is difficult.

When inside a victim's brain, FT-LOTOPHAGI manifests itself in their subconscious, primarily using dreams to communicate. The pattern to these dreams varies per person, though FT-LOTOPHAGI has been known to pick a common motif for its direct dream appearances (e.g. water, wind, insects, music). Communication with FT-LOTOPHAGI usually consists of breeding on insecurities, tugging on metaphorical nerves and ripping them out without remorse.

All attempts to communicate with FT-LOTOPHAGI under laboratory conditions have failed, with the exception of the DUCHESS REPORT (Cloud, 2012).

Conclusions can be drawn that FT-LOTOPHAGI is a danger to humanity due to its unpredictability and malevolence. If you suspect you or someone has FT-LOTOPHAGI feeding on your brain, causing severe irregularities in sleeping patterns and mental states, contact your local authorities immediately, and they'll put you in touch with your local branch of the Topography Genera Center.

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